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Goodnight, Sweet Prince You Bloviating Jackass
Hi, everyone. This is ordinarily where we’d have a real post talking about the imminent end to the Theismann Era at Monday Night Football. But the gay mafia is suffering from a rash of sick wives and...
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Theismann says ‘aloha’ to his golf cart?
An anonymous reader sent in the following story about Joe Theismann and his supposed antics on a Hawaiian golf course. We can’t vouch for its authenticity, but it’s a good read nonetheless…. Here’s a...
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The Worst People Being The Worst Together
Our Uproxx colleague Danger Guerrero mentioned on Twitter that last night on the Food Network show “Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives”, Joe Thiesmann and Guy Fieri got together to eat tacos at a gas station...
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A Brief List Of Things More Worthless Than A Joe Theismann Guarantee
Various members of Robert Griffin III’s camp have been eager to inform the media what astounding progress RGIII’s repaired knee has made through the early stages of the off-season. While some are...
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Joe Theismann’s Been Working Out
[via]In KSK’s continuing series on Football Personalities Wearing Shirts, we bring you a picture of 64-year-old Joe Theismann and his weirdly muscular gut trying its best to escape a Nike tee that is...
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Snyder pawn Joe Theismann now promoting ‘Redskins Facts”
Former Redskins quarterback and promotional pawn Joe Theismann is at it again at the behest of Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. You may remember Theismann from such appearances as “Trademark Facts” on...
View ArticleJoe Theismann Had a Freudian Slip
Come, join me and george gorging yourself in my wonderous bounty! Joe Theismann made an appearance on the NFL Network to discuss this weekend’s Patroits-Jets matchup, and had an unfortunate slip of the...
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Things Are Going Great For Joe Theismann
Former Washington Redskins QB Joe Theismann used to be an analyst for the NFL Network, as part of the Thursday Night Football “Screw You, Fans” crew that included Matt Millen and Bob Papa....
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André The Giant Was Almost A Washington Redskin, According To Joe Theismann
Via twitter There was apparently an urban legend at one point that André The Giant was close to signing with the Washington R[redacted] NFL team, which sort of started in the above photo of him and Joe...
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Dexter Manley Thinks Tom Brady Can’t Even Pack ‘Joe Theismann’s Jock’
CBS/Getty It’s now well-established that if former Washington defensive end Dexter Manley was placed on an island and given one item for survival, he would pick Joe Theismann. Also, Manley would...
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‘New Girl’ to welcome Prince for Super Bowl episode
AP We already knew that FOX would air episodes of “New Girl” & “Brooklyn Nine-Nine” after the Super Bowl this year. Now we have a better idea of what those episodes will look like, with Prince...
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